Ten-day meme...Days 1-2

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1. Thank you for all you continue to do for me.
2. Your words of wisdom have gotten me through some tough times.
3. I still haven’t forgiven you for humiliating me, and I probably never will.
4. Your advice has helped me discover new things, meet new people and take more chances.
5. When you tell me you’re going to call me next week, I’m actually expecting you to call.
6. Yeah, I get it: you’re horny. What other emotions can you express?
7. Some people need to work more than one job to make ends meet. I’m not giving up the weekend job I love for you or anybody.
8. When I create a nickname for someone, that means the person is either really horrible or really great. You’re one of the great ones.
9. It’s really pathetic that you feel the need to constantly call and spew hate.
10. Although I never met you in person, thanks for the years of entertainment.

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

1. I played the cello in grades 4-12 and was a member of the local youth symphony.
2. My lucky number is 12.
3. I hate when people sneak up on me.
4. I often fantasize about doing something illegal to make money.
5. I’ve lost almost 40 pounds in the last 5 months since joining Overeaters Anonymous.
6. I occasionally have major panic attacks over the most minor details.
7. I took courses in improv comedy and performed a show with the class in 2004. Some of us reunited this year for a reunion show.
8. I’m single but still looking.
9. I’ve been on a few cruises in the past and would love to resume taking them.