Final answer, Regis!

"I think that's a mail truck."
"How can you tell?"
"It's got truck nuts!"

I made a final decision on my Christmas vacation. I booked a flight to Las Vegas and a hotel room today, then reserved a spot at a parking lot near the Denver airport.

I got a haircut earlier while I was out. I was supposed to have a therapy appointment, but my therapist called and said he wouldn't be in the office today.