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I'm wondering if I need to get a new modem. My current modem is around 8 years old; I had my previous modem for about 5 years before it stopped working. My Ethernet connection dropped a few times during my show last night, but I was able to reconnect fairly quickly. The Wifi connection was steady, but it has also disconnected when I used it for shows.

Dairy Queen has a new Peanut Butter Puppy Chow Blizzard. I got one over the weekend and loved it!

(UPDATE 8:40 PM): I performed a speed test on my current modem. Its speeds are 13.4 Mbps download and 0.84 Mbps upload. My modem doesn't handle speeds above 40 Mbps, so I upgraded my service and will receive a new modem in about 8 days.

Random so-called humor

Just some random jokes I thought of:

"I went to Raising Cane's for lunch the other day. I got the 3-Finger Combo ... and I also got some chicken."

"I've been practicing to become a contestant on The Price Is Right. Every morning, I step on my bathroom scale and shout 'Lower! Lower!'"