My Life According To "Weird Al" Yankovic

Stolen from tons of other LJers:

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

Pick Your Artist:
"Weird Al" Yankovic (I hope no one's done him yet!)

Are you male or female?
Here's Johnny

Describe Yourself:
Fat/White & Nerdy

How do you feel:
Like A Surgeon

Describe where you currently live:
Fun Zone

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Albuquerque

Your favourite form of transportation:
Another One Rides The Bus

Your best friend is:
Ricky

What is life to you:
This Is The Life

Your fear:
Living With A Hernia

What is the best advice you have to give:
Dare To Be Stupid

How would you like to die:
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

My Motto:
Eat It

I didn't even do any heavy lifting!

PAY for Sunday, August 23rd: 8 hours (5 AM-1 PM)

I think I pulled a muscle in my left shoulder. Lifting it or moving it to operate the board at KRCC is very painful. Maybe a nap and/or a hot shower when I get home will help it heal. I'll just have to do everything with my right hand. [Story of my life ;) ]