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In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here's one of my favorite Irish Drinking Songs from Whose Line Is It Anyway? When Drew is asking the crowd for suggestions, at 0:20 someone yells "Ass rape!" Ryan's last line in the first verse and Colin's song-ending line are also funny.

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I'm back to just doing audio stories for Colorado Springs. I hope the station which provides my audio actually has a decent assortment this week.

I should be all right sleep-wise this week. I slept for 3 hours after getting home from work, got up for a few hours, then went back to sleep for about 6 hours.

Rep. Mark Udall's last name sounds like "You Doll."

New "slogans" for the Kum Back Lunch in Perry, OK (see one of my earlier posts):
Kum Back Lunch...Home of the Footlong
Kum Back Lunch...Our sausage gravy will melt in your mouth
Kum Back Lunch...You'll kum more than once
Kum Back Lunch...New back door entrance

I wonder if the Kum Back Lunch is like this...
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How can it be warmer in here if the fans have been going full-blast for the past few hours?

I forgot to give my dad my utility bill last Friday. The payment is due Thursday, so I'll just make it myself. I also need to read the instructions for my thermostat since I can't figure out how to turn on the cooling part of it. The display keeps flashing the word "RECO."
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(Based on a "Scenes From A Hat" segment from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?") Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend:



It's not quite as funny as Colin Mochrie's suggestion of "She's taking on water!" but it'll do.

The slogan was part of an actual ad in "Cruising World" magazine. I subscribed thinking the magazine was about going on cruises, but it's actually about more private yachts.
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I just tried to fax a test page from work to my new OfficeJet fax machine/copier/printer at home. It didn't go through. Tonight I'll see if I can fax from home to work.

Here's my new Wayne Brady tribute video. I know some of the edits are rough and a few of the clips could be shorter, but I had a total of about 5 hours of sleep in the last two days.


Watch Wayne Brady's Got A Big Ole Butt! in Comedy  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com
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"And now let's do a game called Fuck Me Silly!"

I received Season 1, Volume 1 of the US "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" for Christmas. After Internet Explorer crashed twice (My work computer apparently doesn't like Amazon.com) I managed to order Volume 2, the first volume of the British WLIIA? and the complete series of "Police Squad!"

Oh, yeah! Just 200 days until my Halloween cruise! I wonder if I can find a cheap exercise bike locally. I'd like to actually be able to fit into my costume this year.

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