"I've got a PYTHON in my pants!"

Man Filmed Stuffing Python Down His Pants In Brazen Pet Shop Theft

There was a snake in his pants, but no one was happy to see him.

A ballsy shoplifter stuffed a two-foot python down his pants during a pet store theft caught on video, the Oregon store's outraged owner said.

"He's lucky it wasn't feeding day," Christin Bjugan, who owns Portland's A to Z pet store, where Friday's crime was committed, told KPTV. "Feeding days are on Mondays. And they're very hungry."

Full story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/python-stuffed-in-pants_5694196ce4b09dbb4bac2cbd