"Oh, by the way, I faked every orgasm!"
Feb. 6th, 2009 12:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jcollie719All right, that was just bizarre. I was about to log off the computer and go to sleep when my phone rang just before midnight.
The woman on the other end said she got my number from a personal ad on Craigslist (I never used that site.) Even though I told her this, she continued flirting with me, asking about my occupation and other things (including asking if I watch porn,) and eventually asked if I wanted to have phone sex. I wasn't really in the mood since I was tired, but I played along since I'd never done that before. I was alternating between heavy breathing and trying not to laugh as she told me what she was doing. After a few minutes, I pretended to have an orgasm and, in a bit of perfect timing, my cell phone disconnected!
I know. I'll never get a job writing for Playboy.
After this was over, three thoughts ran through my mind: Did the caller simply mis-dial the number in the Craigslist ad, did the person who placed the ad mistype his number, or was this some practical joke?
The woman on the other end said she got my number from a personal ad on Craigslist (I never used that site.) Even though I told her this, she continued flirting with me, asking about my occupation and other things (including asking if I watch porn,) and eventually asked if I wanted to have phone sex. I wasn't really in the mood since I was tired, but I played along since I'd never done that before. I was alternating between heavy breathing and trying not to laugh as she told me what she was doing. After a few minutes, I pretended to have an orgasm and, in a bit of perfect timing, my cell phone disconnected!
I know. I'll never get a job writing for Playboy.
After this was over, three thoughts ran through my mind: Did the caller simply mis-dial the number in the Craigslist ad, did the person who placed the ad mistype his number, or was this some practical joke?
