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Ick! A high of only 8 degrees on Friday?!

A while back, I saw a clip of Tyra Banks giving her audience diamond-studded jars of Vaseline on her talk show, then screaming and rolling around. Unfortunately, I found out later it was all staged (a parody of Oprah's car giveaway.) That's a shame. Real wackiness is so much funnier than fake wackiness.

There's a message on my machine from the dating service. They found another match for me.

Justin "Dick In A Box" Timberlake is 26 today, and Fidel Castro has an artificial anus. Those two things aren't related; I'm just typing random thoughts.

Oh, man. I can't wait for my Trek settlement to arrive. I hope it arrives within the next two or three weeks, but I was told it would arrive sometime between this February and next August.

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