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Jun. 26th, 2008 01:03 pmFrom the e-mailed list of "Carlin-isms" I received:
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
I had to move my car earlier today. A crew is replacing the wooden retaining walls (or whatever they are) around the area where I and a few others park. At least this time, I was able to park in the guest spaces up the block.
I actually exercised for a half-hour on my new bike today. Yesterday, I got tired after a few minutes. I discovered the tension control on the bike was turned up too much. I've got it on a low-medium setting now.
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
I had to move my car earlier today. A crew is replacing the wooden retaining walls (or whatever they are) around the area where I and a few others park. At least this time, I was able to park in the guest spaces up the block.
I actually exercised for a half-hour on my new bike today. Yesterday, I got tired after a few minutes. I discovered the tension control on the bike was turned up too much. I've got it on a low-medium setting now.