Jerzei Collie's journal

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At 0:21, the singer looks down at the other guy's crotch.

Joey entered the church confessional one day.

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'..

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed..'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that..
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

Sent to me by my friend and co-worker, Tino (You always know how to cheer me up!):

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter!"

For some reason, the embed code for the video I wanted to show isn't working. The video may be found at http://www.rathergood.com/bite

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It's amazing how these two songs match up!

My medications are now about $20 cheaper. I received a letter saying I qualify to get the generic form of Tegretol (my seizure medication.) Tegretol is the most expensive of my meds, so I'm glad to save a little more.

Overnight, I did my own "remix" of the "Greatest Freak Out Ever" video (a.k.a. WoW tantrum kid, TV-remote-in-the-butt kid.) I used Butters' performance of "What What (In The Butt)" for the backing music and added a few clips from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" (specifically, from my previous video "Wayne Brady's Got A Big Ole Butt.")

LoudTwitter's servers apparently crashed, which explains why I haven't received Twitter updates via e-mail.  Here are the updates from the past three days (in backwards order):

( I'm your anchor, Wanda Hell-Happened... )

For those who haven't seen it, there's a video on YouTube of a teenage boy who (via a camera hidden by his younger brother) was recorded throwing a screaming tantrum after his mother canceled his World Of Warcraft account. The tantrum included hitting himself in the head with a shoe and trying to stick a TV remote in his butt.

Yesterday, I found the younger brother had recorded another video. This time, he secretly "betrayed" his older brother on an online game and recorded the reaction. If these videos aren't staged, the older brother definitely needs counseling.

Reposting in honor(?) of the Swine Flu outbreak. (Maiale means "pig" in Italian.)